So, if you haven't seen me lately, I am Fatty McFatterson. I weight more on a day to day basis then I ever have in my entire life. I have a huge belly and I can't see my wiener when I pee. This is very disturbing to me. My twin brother Jon is Chunky McChunkerson. He also has a large gut, but I'm not sure on the wiener thing. We are what lay people call obese. Jon called me in an uproar the other day and we decided to do something about it. We are having a contest!
Starting March 1, 2007 until May 18, 2007 (our birthday) Jon and I are going to see who can lose the most weight. I started the contest weighing 235 while Chunky weighed in at 241. Jon's goal is 220, while I want to hit about 210. The winner of this little contest gets to pick out the outfit of the loser for our Thanksgiving Bowling outing. It is a family tradition that after lunch on Turkeyday, the Rogge's go bowling. We always do dances for strikes and talk mad trash in a completely packed alley. This year will even be more interesting. I feel sorry for the loser. That is all I can say.
So any words of encouragement anyone can shout out to me would be great. (Like anyone really reads this anyway)
Let the Games Begin.
Adam
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Words of encouragement....how about, "Put down the cheese fries fat ass!"
Good luck in your quest. I'm excited to see how this turns out...I'm also excited to plan on being in Fairbury for Thanksgiving, because I ain't going to miss "The Outfit".
Good luck my friend, and sorry to hear about the wiener thing, regardless if you loose the weight or not.
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